"Mom, why did you spell my name like that?"
"Like what, Arch?"
To myself: "What is he talking about?"
Then, I looked at it again...
"You know what, Bud, it does look like that, doesn't it?
Sometimes when you want to make something look extra nice,
you use fancy letters...that's what those are."
IT WASN'T GOING TO FLY!
"Thanks, Mom, for spelling my name the right way."
"No problem, Bud."