Mar 28, 2012


If you've got it together, HAVE KIDS!  -Beth Moore

BEFORE I had kids, I DID have it together... or so I thought.

Before: Is that kid throwing a fit at his T-ball game...what a baby!


Before: My kids will eat all their meals at the table, so I don't have crumbs all over the house.

Before: Expensive electronics will be out of reach ALL THE TIME for my kids.

Before: Gross. That kid's diaper is sagging. Why doesn't his mom change it?

Before: My house WILL NOT be filled with loud, musical toys.

Before: The TV will not be a main source of entertainment in MY house.

Lesson learned: I didn't have it together then, and I still don't...but I'm okay with it.

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Anonymous said...

hahaha! I love this! Isn't it amazing how kids change your perspective! (for the better :)

cupsbykim said...

Glad to see someone else doesn't have it together either! Before kids I was always quick to answer for every parent's problems, no way now! It's hard being a parent, but the most rewarding job in the universe! A child changes everything!

Anonymous said...

SERIOUSLY! You think you KNOW how your home is going to run & how you're going to raise your kids to be model citizens & everything will be smooth sailing... YA RIGHT! My eyes flew wide open when I had kids. They are so darn worth it by the way :)

kristi said...

ha! what do they say..."you are always the perfect parent before kids" funny!

Sleep-Deprived said...

TOTALLY laughing at the "I will not have loud annoying toys" statement. That was totally me. And then not only were they gifted to me, every now and then I would buy one (call it a product of sleep-deprivation), and it would come out to haunt me when I was on the phone.

My favorite quote from my cousin about the before and after of parenting, "I never knew I had an anger problem until I had kids." He told us that before we had kids, and I thought, oh geez, I'm doomed!! :)

Funny funny!

Jackie Higgins said...

lol, I just saw that video this morning where Beth Moore said that. So true! She had some pretty funny lines in that video, like: "If it's not one thing, it's your mother."
I love your picture of the flashing light monkey- why do they even make those things for kids and why do kids love them so much? cracks me up what entertains them. I'm glad I'm not the "only one" ;)

Nicole Leigh Shaw said...

Really great list of OOPSes. Big smiles on my end.

Came by through #findingthefunny


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Beth @ Through the Eyes of the Mrs. said...

I'm loving this post it seriously made me laugh and brightened my day. xoxo

Tiffany H. said...

Kelly, you just made me smile and laugh. Becoming a parent changes *everything* about you. Love all your "oops" moments b/c I've had many of the exact same ones...and then some!

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